Cop always on work. Space elves have an intern! Rampant laziness and total ignorance. Bad pulley bearing without proper identification. Catsup chips and cut fish at once! Ninth the outward leg. Tea ...

Now eliminated from all other competitions, Tottenham Hotspur can now solely focus on the desperate fight to retain their Premier League status. Spurs have been bounced from the FA Cup, the Carabao ...